Wednesday, June 21, 2006

City Girls

By the time we finished with Starbucks and McDonald's on Friday night, it was already dusk. We drove out of the city and straight into the wilderness. We left civilization far behind. Or at least it felt like it. As we drove further and further from our last pit stop at the Tim Hortons in Lindsay, the safety of the streetlights deserted us. It got darker and darker and darker, until we were plunged into total blackness save the headlights of May's black Honda Civic.

She flicked on her high beams in a desperate attempt to see further ahead, but it didn't make much difference. Cars seemed to appear like apparitions in front of us. We turned onto a bumpy dirt road, and were surrounded on both sides by tall trees, their arms brushing eerily on the sides of the car as we sped by. The moon offered little reprieve, instead casting a spooky shadow through the clouds. In all honesty, I think we were all a bit freaked.

"OK, turn here." My directed.

"HERE!" the rest of us exclaimed, swiveling our heads to look at what appeared to be a black void.

We were driving straight into the evil forest. I am not exaggerating. There was no driveway to speak of, and certainly no cottage in sight. We bumped along for a few metres in the darkness, and breathed a sigh of relief when the cottage came into view. However, this relief was short-lived, as the glare of the headlights revealed millions of mosquitos and bugs between us and the safety of the cottage. We sat in the car for 15 minutes trying to figure out how to make it out of the car and into the cottage with a minimum of damage. When May turned off the headlights, we all screamed in terror (no kidding), until she flipped them back on. We dissolved into hysterics...and yes, we did manage to make it into the cottage. Eventually.

Such city girls! Sigh.


Smakie said...

you're city girl queen! :)

EM said...

Don't tell me that when you got into the cottage that you turned on the lights, the TV came on, and you ladies had expressos from the coffee machine and microwaved popcorn!!!'s to roughing it!

Smakie said...

not quite EM, we used the Magic Bullet to whip up some delish smoothies and had some Starbucks coffee as well along with our microwaved bacon ... then watched two movies till we couldn't keep our eyes open any longer!...ahhhh! :)

David said...

Being at the mall, during a gigantic blow-out sale, with no credit card and only $20 in that's rough. Camping in the middle of nowhere? Now that's insane...LOL...enjoy!