Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Gary the Philistine

Well, I ran into my psychic love connection again. Gary looks lovely today in a pale blue shirt and fuzzy blue vest.

I tried to dodge past him in the hallway to no avail.

G: Hello!! I see that they've put the wall up between our offices.

Me: (continuing to walk away) Yes, the wall is up.

G: I guess they're separating the Philistines from the Gentiles. (hearty laugh)

Me: Um yeah. I guess so.

G: (yelling down the hallway) So, I guess the Philistines won't be mingling with the important people.

Me: (over my shoulder) Yes, there will be NO mingling!

And with that, I escaped into the safety of my office.


Mel said...

Ha! Poor guy. He's got a crush.

Anonymous said...


Shelley, he sounds like he's just your type!! Remember what the great Paula Abdul said back in '87...

"I take two steps forward, you take two steps back. We come together 'cause opposites attract!"

Sounds like you're destined for love with this one! So, how's my favourite chopper doing anyhow?

shellz said...

Ricky, is that you? Have you finally emerged out of hiding Mr. Mullet Head?