I spent the weekend with Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte. We got married to impotent Trey, had multiple sexual encounters a la Samantha, pushed love away like Miranda and cheated on Aidan with Big. My weekend was filled with sex, and lemme tell you, it was gooooood, even if it was vicarious!
This morning, I read that a recently released Eli Lilly study found that married South Korean women are the least happy with their sex lives. Apparently, the jolie French have the best sex of them all. They also cheat the most.
Now I'm not sure if this is true. As you can imagine, this isn't a topic I've discussed in detail with my mother. Ewwwww! I, like everyone else, was born via immaculate conception. But this does not bode well for me.
Is the sex bad because of the South Korean man? or because of the South Korean woman? I'm leaning towards it being the man's fault, for obvious reasons. To be fair, I live in Canada, so I've only met a very small subsection of men straight from Korea, and always in other countries like Japan and Austria. From what I've seen though, the situation is not good. When I picture a native Korean man, I picture a cow out at pasture, following the herd around. Sad, but true. All the ones I have met are followers. I'm guessing this doesn't translate too well in the bedroom. Especially since women are the "second sex" in Korea. We're supposed to take our lead from the men, right mom?
I'm not sure if the situation is different for second generation Koreans living in Canada, but let's hope not. Just for the sake of population growth. It doesn't matter to me anyhow. I'm not marrying a Korean man. This just gives me one more reason...and it's a damn good one.